[voice post, morning after virus ends]

Dammit...

Smells good...

Geh... Behave!

[loud crash]

Castor!  Labrador!  I need you here!  Now!!

[shattering and the sound of a fist hitting something, also known as going through the computer]

user ibreakrules is disconnected

((the last line is a mental call, so only those two should be able to hear it))